"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"
so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever
and then i checked their names
they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD
WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS
Imagine Person A singing “You are my sunshine” as Person B slowly dies in their arms
what THE FUCK
I DIDN’T FUCKING NEED THAT RIGHT NOW
imagine if person b sung it to comfort person a
YOU’RE NOT HELPING.
Bank teller laughing at robber.
She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao
The eternal struggle
never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene
when u type ;) instead of :)
#the fact that they made us all love him BEFORE he was Captain America